"Damn it, When They Said Free Food, I Didn't Think They Meant That We Had To Get Off Our Asses To Get The Food"

I pity them fools... I just watched the extended version of Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King again last night...

There was a part where Gandalf said to the soldiers of Gondor,



"You Are Soldiers Of Gondor!
No Matter What Comes Through That Gate,
You Will Stand Your Ground!!"


If this whole situation was real, i bet the first thing that would pop up in their minds is..


"Crap, is it too late for a career change??"